Daisy // Rose Lalonde (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
threadspinner) wrote2012-06-30 05:09 pm
threadspinner) wrote2012-06-30 05:09 pm
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Memory 07 + Skill 03 // Trivial Neutral + Mundane
Memory; Rose: go on an alchemizing spree, creating the Thorns of Ologoth (as well as some sweet outfits).
Gained; Day 152, Gingerbread Witch's Pie-Eating Contest
Form Of; Warm miniature pie (it's raspberry flavored).
What It Is; Set of image pages, from here to here.
Rose: Alchemize a whole bunch of cool stuff.
[ text: shit. lets be santa. ]
Rose: Combine Hub and Laptop.
[ text: You make the HUBTOP. That one was pretty obvious. ]
Rose: Combine Bronzed Vacuum and Umbrella.
[ text: You make the BRONZED VACUUMBRELLA. Useless. But you're still getting warmed up. ]
Rose: Combine Salamander and Eldritch Plush.
[ text: You make a HUGGABLE SOFT SALAMANCER PLUSH. You award it to the Viceroy on account of good behavior. ]
Rose: Combine Ink Bottle and Gushers.
[ text: You make a box of BODACIOUS BLACK LIQUID SORROW GUSHERS.
You make a box of BODACIOUS BLACK LIQUID SORROW GUSHERS. Another Crocker nightmare rears its ugly head. The ink reverses the healing properties of the blue phlegm. These are pure poison. ]
Rose: Combine Hubtop and Headband.
[ text: You make the HUBTOPBAND, a convenient, hands-free computing device. ]
Rose: Combine Magnetic W and Bottle of Vodka.
[ text: You make a bottle of MAGNETIC WODKA. In addition to having high alcohol content, the liquid inside appears to have magnetic properties.
You...
You GUESS this could be useful? ]
Rose: Combine Wizard Statue and Ball of Yarn.
[ text: You make a ball of SILKEN WIZARDBEARD YARN (WITH MAGICAL PROPERTIES). It has magical properties because it is made of a wizard.
Maybe you can make something with magical properties that is more useful than this. ]
Rose: Combine Wizard Statue and Knitting Needles.
[ text: You make a pair of NEEDLEWANDS.
They crackle with the majyyk enyrjjies.
It is time to make something cool to wear. ]
Rose: Combine Knittings and Velvet Pillow and Squiddle Shirt.
[ text: You make a stylish VELVET SQUIDDLEKNIT DRESS. ]
Rose: Combine Needlewands and Grimoire.
[ text: You make the THORNS OF OGLOGOTH.
The needles seem to shiver with the dark desires of THE DEEP ONE. Any sane adventurer would cast these instruments of the occult into the FURTHEST RING and forget they ever existed. ]
Rose: Aggrieve approaching malefactors.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY MOTHERFUCKERS.
What she Learned;
- She is extremely silly.
- Also she has a disdain for vodka! Or...wodka, as the case may be.
- She had a bronzed vacuum in her house, that's weird...
- This reinforces the "I'm living in a video game" part of the last memory, with all of these crazy combinations.
- She has a sense of fashion!
- She also has a penchant for cute pets, this is the third one so far. Viceroy the Salamander is adorable...
- Magic is real!
- Magic is....scary....and she is apparently pretty terrifying too?
- OH DEAR GOD SHE'S HORRIFYING NO ONE SURVIVED.
- Rose is a scary person.
Effects;
- Rose will probably quest for NEEDLEWANDS because she thinks that's cool.
- She is kind of terrified of the Thorns, though. She won't be touching those with a pole, if she can help it.
- Dark majykks are scary.
- She'll be questing for Magnetic Wodka for the team, too. That's a valid quest, right.
+20 "I'm not sure if I like this previous self of mine."
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Skill; Writing Ridiculously Scandalous WIZARD SLASH.
Gained; Day 153 - Unicorn's Negative CR Game
Form Of; Two pieces of interlocking but jagged wood. Unite the pieces to form a whole.
I can't....uh. Well. Rose likes wizards and she likes slash fiction (preferably m/m slash but anything will do) so she now knows how to write that. In an alternate universe she was even a pretty famous author!! Her writing is presumably good, but...well...we'll see. She can't write for the time being, so mostly her skill for now is the theoretical creation of this particular genre.
Mostly the best thing about this is: Rose will write fiction about anyone. None of you are safe. Teammates especially. Expect sordid tales about your imaginary love lives promptly. Or riveting tales about really real love lives. Don't worry, she'll cunningly change the names to protect the innocent!
Here is a sample of her work, taken from here. She doesn't have this memory back yet, but feel free to use this as a warning for her considerable skillz.
Gained; Day 152, Gingerbread Witch's Pie-Eating Contest
Form Of; Warm miniature pie (it's raspberry flavored).
What It Is; Set of image pages, from here to here.
[ text: shit. lets be santa. ]
Rose: Combine Hub and Laptop.
[ text: You make the HUBTOP. That one was pretty obvious. ]
Rose: Combine Bronzed Vacuum and Umbrella.
[ text: You make the BRONZED VACUUMBRELLA. Useless. But you're still getting warmed up. ]
Rose: Combine Salamander and Eldritch Plush.
[ text: You make a HUGGABLE SOFT SALAMANCER PLUSH. You award it to the Viceroy on account of good behavior. ]
Rose: Combine Ink Bottle and Gushers.
[ text: You make a box of BODACIOUS BLACK LIQUID SORROW GUSHERS.
You make a box of BODACIOUS BLACK LIQUID SORROW GUSHERS. Another Crocker nightmare rears its ugly head. The ink reverses the healing properties of the blue phlegm. These are pure poison. ]
Rose: Combine Hubtop and Headband.
[ text: You make the HUBTOPBAND, a convenient, hands-free computing device. ]
Rose: Combine Magnetic W and Bottle of Vodka.
[ text: You make a bottle of MAGNETIC WODKA. In addition to having high alcohol content, the liquid inside appears to have magnetic properties.
You...
You GUESS this could be useful? ]
Rose: Combine Wizard Statue and Ball of Yarn.
[ text: You make a ball of SILKEN WIZARDBEARD YARN (WITH MAGICAL PROPERTIES). It has magical properties because it is made of a wizard.
Maybe you can make something with magical properties that is more useful than this. ]
Rose: Combine Wizard Statue and Knitting Needles.
[ text: You make a pair of NEEDLEWANDS.
They crackle with the majyyk enyrjjies.
It is time to make something cool to wear. ]
Rose: Combine Knittings and Velvet Pillow and Squiddle Shirt.
[ text: You make a stylish VELVET SQUIDDLEKNIT DRESS. ]
Rose: Combine Needlewands and Grimoire.
[ text: You make the THORNS OF OGLOGOTH.
The needles seem to shiver with the dark desires of THE DEEP ONE. Any sane adventurer would cast these instruments of the occult into the FURTHEST RING and forget they ever existed. ]
Rose: Aggrieve approaching malefactors.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY MOTHERFUCKERS.
What she Learned;
- She is extremely silly.
- Also she has a disdain for vodka! Or...wodka, as the case may be.
- She had a bronzed vacuum in her house, that's weird...
- This reinforces the "I'm living in a video game" part of the last memory, with all of these crazy combinations.
- She has a sense of fashion!
- She also has a penchant for cute pets, this is the third one so far. Viceroy the Salamander is adorable...
- Magic is real!
- Magic is....scary....and she is apparently pretty terrifying too?
- OH DEAR GOD SHE'S HORRIFYING NO ONE SURVIVED.
- Rose is a scary person.
Effects;
- Rose will probably quest for NEEDLEWANDS because she thinks that's cool.
- She is kind of terrified of the Thorns, though. She won't be touching those with a pole, if she can help it.
- Dark majykks are scary.
- She'll be questing for Magnetic Wodka for the team, too. That's a valid quest, right.
+20 "I'm not sure if I like this previous self of mine."
--------
Skill; Writing Ridiculously Scandalous WIZARD SLASH.
Gained; Day 153 - Unicorn's Negative CR Game
Form Of; Two pieces of interlocking but jagged wood. Unite the pieces to form a whole.
I can't....uh. Well. Rose likes wizards and she likes slash fiction (preferably m/m slash but anything will do) so she now knows how to write that. In an alternate universe she was even a pretty famous author!! Her writing is presumably good, but...well...we'll see. She can't write for the time being, so mostly her skill for now is the theoretical creation of this particular genre.
Mostly the best thing about this is: Rose will write fiction about anyone. None of you are safe. Teammates especially. Expect sordid tales about your imaginary love lives promptly. Or riveting tales about really real love lives. Don't worry, she'll cunningly change the names to protect the innocent!
Here is a sample of her work, taken from here. She doesn't have this memory back yet, but feel free to use this as a warning for her considerable skillz.
"You're certain of this?" asked Frigglish. Despite what he was doing with his beard, he was, in fact, immersed in meaningful contemplation.
"I am afraid I am becoming more so with each terrible tick groused by that gaudy timepiece slung around your neck." In case it wasn't clear, Frigglish wore a clock Zazzerpan didn't care for. It was magic. "The massacre of Syrs Gnelph was not as written."
"What has you convinced it was the hand of our disciples in this blackness?" Executus chimed in.
"I believe... I..." a fat face stammered, eyes darting with the guilt of a thief in the throes of an unraveling alibi. "I can summon a... more pressing line of inquiry..." No, Smarny. Nobody was in the mood for a sticky bundt loaf just now.